Friday, January 30, 2009

AyAt - AyAt CiNtA



hmm~~cite nie mmg best ~~sgt menyentuh perasaan aku...even cite ni dh lama tp aku br tgk..
it is a romantic religious film~~ mmg romantic n bile aku tgk cite ni aku xterkata2 bile tgk si fahri ni ~~ sgt innocent n alim ( fall in luv wif him huhu)...perempuan2 dlm cite ni sume lawa2~~
cite ni mmg penuh penghayatan ~aku menghayati spai terkedu n mengalirkn air mata~~gile besh cite ni spai buat aku menangis...yg buat aku nangis bile wife die si aisha (cantik gile) sanggup merelakn suami utk menikahi maria demi utk selamatkn nyawa maria dan juga nk bimbing maria tuh mendalami islam ~~ kesian gak maria tuh terseksa bile dpt tahu fahri dh kawen~~sedih gile tp nk wat cemne fahri ni bukan nye tau ~~ mulenye aku xsuke sgt ngan aisha ni almaklumla die ni anak org kaya ..mewah gile hidup die...emm mule tgk die ni mmg la lawa tp lama2 tgk mcm gedik plak...tp bile spai time die berkorban relakn suami die berpoligami tuh yg buat aku kagum sgt dgn aisha nih~~ bile maria dh sembuh die pun tgl la dgn fahri n aisha....tau aje la lau hidup bermadu....tgl lak satu rumah..mane tahan tgk suami sendri bermesra dgn org lain even org lain tuh isteri die yg sah....kalau aku la xsanggup tp itu la yg dinamakan pengorbanan....mulia sungguh hati aisha.....

at the same time ade lagi dua pompuan yg suke ngn fahri ni ~~ si nurul n noura~~ nurul ni mmg suke gile kt fahri tp even die menderita die still leh terima hakikat yg fahri bkn milik die~~ yg xleh bla nye si noura ni la ....dh la fahri tlg selamatkn die dr bapak tiri die yg bangsat tuh...m.uke dh la mcm perogol siot je ~~benci aku benci aku dgn bapak die nape la mesti ade lelaki mcm itu dlm dunia ni ....dh serupa binatang~~ fahri dan maria baik hati sungguh selamatkn noura dr didera oleh bapak tiri die...so fahri pun usahakn cr keluarga kandung noura...noura pun bahagia tgl dgn family die...~~ ntah xtau nape noura ni buang tebiat...die leh spai hati fitnah fahri yg rogol die..kesian yg amat kt fahri teruk die kena spai kena penjara n kena buang dr alazhar..~~ mase perbicaraan noura mmg lgsg xnk ngaku kalah still nk fitnah fahri~~ yg plg kesian skali si aisha mcm2 dugaan die hadapi....dh la die kawen dgn suami die yg die lgsg xkenal latar belakang die...pastu dgn mengandung tuh die berusaha sedaya upaya dgn tulang empat kerat die utk selamatkn suami tercinta die....oh my so sweet bile tgk die belai muke suami die...besh nye....
nasib baik akhirnye maria dtg mberi keterangan n pd mase yg sama noura tuh mengaku salah..die terpksa memfitnah fahri sbb fahri tolak cinta die...dn die juga tlh mengandung disebabkn nafsu syahwat bapak tiri die...padan muke kena tgkp gak binatang tuh~~ in the end maria n aisha dpt get along together...fahri pun lega...huhu heaven la ape lagi di apit oleh dua bidadari....tp nasib maria kurg baik ajal nye spai dulu....sedih gile....

emm kan besh lau ade ayat-ayat cinta 2 plak~~hmmm beshnye

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

bowling D'hashim

HAPPY FAMILY




hai hai.......lama giler x update..bz bangat la~~sowy sgt2!!hehe ni nak story mory last monday on 26/1/2009 me n my big family maen boling kat sunway pyramid...game ni actually idea dari my aunty lina...die cdgkn to anfal's mum since we all dh berape kali asyik main boling..so die rase why not wat tournament boling lak instead of pingpong...haha almaklumlah lau u all nak tau ma big family dh beberapa kali adakan tournament pingpong..memang besh...happy sesangat...besides that event mcm ni leh rptkn lagi silaturrahim kami sekeluarga...heee...1 week b4 de game my mom dh sibuk2 anta msg kt sume family members asking who would like to join..haha me?? of course im de most excited person wanna play...even x terror tp boleh laa.....juz for fun...my mom n my aunty lina sponsoring all de hadiah....since we all sume ade 5 group ...so ade 5 hadiah gak la....which is hamper of junkie food huhu.....yummy~~

on dat morning we all sume wear de same baju ( de one dat we wear for d'hash pingpong)....huhu everyone at the sunway starring at us huhu dah la kaler hijau terang n oren so striking.....huhu kecoh2 lak mcm kanak2 ribena.....s.eronok sgt.....sume kumpul kt tmpt boling sunway kul 11am....bile sume dh ade br la stat masuk dlm kumpulan masing2....huhu...all de grouping was arranged by me, and my cuzzies anfal , memeng and muaz....huhu yeay....best2...at first aunty lina yg wat grouping2 tuh...nama group xbesh langsung huhu ...die bagi nama hang tuah~hang jebat~hang hang ape lagi la..huhu...spai kat tangan me n my cuzzies trus tukar huhu....anfal lak nak buh nama binatang...landak aje lam pkran die....yg lain2 die xtau ape yg best huhu ....sudahnye...me n her juz letak ~nike, fila, puma, adidas, n reebok~

each group ade 6 orang...lead by couple(married)....so ade 5 group so sume nye ade 30 orang .hu.hu.ramai kannn~ ade ramai lg yg xjoin....lau dorg sume join mesti seronok sgt2....kecoh yg amat kitorg sume kt tmpt boling tuh....besh aaa....each person akan main 2 game seorang....

masing2 pun start la main~~masing2 bersaing2 sesama sendri....gile gempark aaa.......yg xreti main pun jd reti....leh tahan gak all my aunties n uncles n cuzzies....not bad...next time leh main lagi yeayyyy!! lastly...after total up all the scores...my group which is puma roarrrr huhu....win de third place ~~mmg i nak sgt dpt no 3 huhu..sebab hadiah die besttt...huhu~~ade tobleroneeee emmm sedapnye yummy...a.d.e air 100plus n ade keropok corntos yg sedapppp hehe....

all of us have so much fun..n ...so tired....balik sume pengsan...huhu....except me n my sis....kaki jalan tetap nak jalan even dh penat men boling huhu~~


Monday, January 12, 2009

JoM JaLan2!!

urmm hari sabtu lepas.....aku, farah, linda, zue and rain...g jenjalan pusing2 melaka..kitorg g naik keta linda..sume kumpul kt umah aku..tunggu2 sume spai..at first syed kate nak follow ..suh kejut tp xbangun2...aku ni call mamat tuh byk kali xjugak angkat2...adoiyai ini budak sgt susah mau kejut..pastu rain pun spai...so die g la umah syed nk tlg kejut...pastu tau x ape mamat tuh ckp "gerak dulu...gerak dulu"...eii ape daaa....gerak dulu mmg xjoin la tuh...huhu mmmg die xjoin lgsg pun..s.edih gak la...lau x mesti lagi seronok...pastu kitorg trus gerak g umah zue nak amik die...lps amik zue, trus menghala ke ayer keroh,...tentatif pertama kitorg nak g taman buaya dulu(hasrat rain) huhu...odw g sane kitorg ni mkn la sandwic telur yg fara wat...masing2 bfast lam kete aje huhu....seronok sgt2...aku lak sponsor jajan...zue sponsor roti n rain sponsor air...spai2 je kat taman buaya..masing2 giler excited huhu ...kali terakhir aku jejak kt taman buaya..time tuh umur aku baru darjah 6 kot...n then kitorg pun pusing la tama boye tuh....mcm2 jenis boye ade..ade yg cacat kaki xde..ade yg hunchback(buaya bongkok)...ade boye india..cantik sgt kulit die xkotor lgsg...ade yang muncung halus...byk la jenis boye2 dorg nih huhu....pastu tgh2 round tmn boye..tetibe yanie n dot msg linda ckp nk join ...so kitorg pun tunggu la dorg...phewwww...gilerr aa dorg dtg je mmg kecoh la tmpt tuh...spai terkezut agaknye boye2 tuh dgr sore dorg nih....mmg havoc giler...seronok la.....besh sgt...pastu next tentatif kitorg is g taman mini malaysia.....kt taman ni ade byk jenis rumah2 di msia..n rumah2 asia tenggara...penat gak la..mcm g beraya...best sgt dpt tgk mcm2 jenis umah...spai ade gak umah yg kitorg x masuk..sbb xlarat masing2 dh sakit kaki, , , pastuh dot n yanie xjoin kitorg dah lps abis taman mini...next tentatif is pegi zoo melaka..huhu spai2 zoo melaka kitorg mmg dh plan xnk jln kaki mmg nak naik tren...dak2 nih g la bli tiket kt kaunter...aku lak lepaking ngan sekor burung ni huhu....die bagi salam kat aku huhu...unbelievable...pastu die nye bunyi mcm nak tercekik huhu lawak tul..huhu...pastu kitorg pun jalan la g tempat stesen tren...tunggu punye tunggu...sekali ternmpk daaa sum1 yg kitorg mmg kenal...huhu dating kt zoo siotttt...!!huhu.....kantoi!!ah lantak la mls nk pk.....then kitorg pun naik la tren..besh tol dpt naik tren ....duduk sj sambil melihat minatang2 yg ade kt zuu tuh huhu....mcm2 binatang daa...besh gak...tp lau xnaik tren konpem satu hari jalan...huhu xlarat seyh!!uh uh!!....pastu kitorg trus gerak g basikal air which is hasrat fara...huhu dari ai khamis agi sibuk die ngan basikal air die huhu..kelaka la fara ni...spai2 kat situ boat juz ade due je...1 boat leh naik 2 org je....so rain xdpt naik....last2 die decide die nak berkayak...so die pun naik la kayak dgn steady nye..huhu...aku lak ngan fara...linda ngan zue..besh giler nyaman je...bkn main seronok si fara dpt kayuh basikal air die...uhuhu xabis2 tanye kat aku "akk2 seronok x?" mesti la aku seronok besh tuh huhu...tp xlama la aku main sbb fara mabuk laut...huhu...pastu masing2 dh lapar...so dak2 ni plan nk g muzium kapal...wpun aku dh g ...tp masuk je la lg skali...seronok sgt dpt tgkp gamba ngna dorg.....huhu abis je jln lam kapal tuh aku cepat2 kuar ngan fara....masing2 kelaparan tahap cipanzee...kitorg park la kt mekd pastu g MP mkn kfc...uish beshnye dpt mkn satu hari xmkn..lapar giler. ..masing2 kelaparan...huhu pastu linda n zue balik jap sbb linda nk tukar baju..b.aju die ade org mengong tumpahkn air...so tgl la aku fara n rain ...kitorg lepaking aje la kt kfc tuh ..borak2 spai xde mende nak borak huhu...pastu decide nak jln trus ke taming sari sbb lps tuh kitorg mmg nak naik menara taming sari tuh..mmg besh aa naik bende tuh...student dpt rm8 je...okla ...pastu fara balik sbb die dh xlarat n lagipun mak die xbg lik lmbt...pastu kitorg sume blk la jap mandi n solat..l.inda n zue lepaking kt umah aku jap sementara aku nak mandi...lgpun dorg dh mandi tuh yg dorg lepak je kat umah aku...janji ngan rain meet blk kt umah aku kul 815-830..so after that we all pun g la eye on msia...hehe itu hasrat aku...yela kt KL dulu rega die mahal sorg rm38 mahal tuhhh xberbaloi aaa...so raba2 la jln ikut signboard....at last spai gak huhu...mmg lawa la mende tuh changing color...nasib baik kamera hp aku xwat hal...cantik sgt la ..terpegun aku tgk dr bwh dr dekat lak tuh...besar gileeee......kagum tul aku...lucky us coz spai2 je bli tiket masing2 trus dpt naik gondola huhu xyh la beratur lama2...spai je mende tuh kat atas skali ..aku mule la excited goyang2 kn mende tuh huhu zue n rain pun goyg gak linda sorg je takut2 huhu kelakar...die genggam tgn aku punye la kuat takut ppunye psl huhu....ade la 6@7 pusingan emm not bad la worth it rm8 ..huhu...pastu kitorg g jln2 kat jonker walk...even xde mende pun nk cr@bli....juz sj2 je la jln2 cari psal huhu....punye la ramai org.....tp aku pelik la ramai btul org p jonker walk tuh pdahal brg2 die sama je...urmm bowink tulll...pastuh masing2 kelaparan tp penat punye psl...masing2 nak blk....xjd nak mkn...huhu...aku lak blk2 trus mkn lapa gile sbb mcm nak pening2 dah...huhu
itu je program "jom JalaN kitorg" huhu....next post aku masukkn gamba2 k...xlrt dh la nk tdo...e.sok kelas pagi2 bute...nite2 assalamualaikum...

workaholic!!

keje keje keje.....
urmm ape leh wat....nak cr duit lebih...
setiap kali ade mase terluang kt kampus..mean bile time xde je kelas...aku mesti g cc ..tempat aku wat partime..so far keje ni xde la ganggu belajar aku..cume kena korban mase sket aa...urmm...malam kang baru aku nak post citer2 baru ..ape aku wat weekend semalam..weekend yg smlm mmg jadi kenangan terindah betul...seronok sangat2..ape2 pun tunggu mlm ni aku post n letak gamba banyak2 huhu...sayonara..

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Do people appreciate your kindness towards them?




  • out of 5 times of doing good deeds.. 1 will repay in kind
  • Sometimes, human actions do not match what the mind is trying to do
  • being kind, not really must expect something in return (but at least say thanx or terima kasih or syukran dah memadai....n one more thing kenang2 la sikit jasa org tuh)

Does merely being known offer a guarantee that we should expect kindness without being thankful?

Never.

Friends should respect each other, should they not? Indeed they should. However, there are no set of written rules that lists the duties of what is required by each person to another. If we are lucky enough to be born into a life where we are blessed with others in a close knit relationship, shouldn't we appreciate those people even more?

Appreciation seems to have somehow gotten lost under the words expected and neglected.

did u ever think that these people need not hear words of praise or thankfulness? Should we expect them to do what we may not feel like doing ourselves, then turn around and neglect to thank them for it. Does being a friend give you a "free pass" to take advantage of the same people who'd never take advantage of you?lain la kalau org tu yg suke sgt take advantage kt kiter....urmm mmg patut pun kiter ignore..

thi situation always happen around us ...always happen to all sort of people....

This possibly occurs because as friends, they just let go ..."emm lantakla..." "malas nak pikir la". ....EVEN dorg sakit hati...dorg juz let go sbb mls nak panjang2kn hal....

That's entirely incorrect. The fact that someone so dear to us is willing to help (the very reason they're dear to us begin with) should never go unnoticed or be taken advantage of. In fact, the selflessness they bestow on us is a gift that should never be forgotten.

If you continue to take advantage of other people's kindness, you may find yourself empty and solely because they know what they do for you doesn't matter.

Always let them know it does.

You'll never know when you'll need their kindness again.

does it matter?





People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies. Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you.
Be honest and sincere anyway.

What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight.
Create anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous. Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, will often be forgotten.
Do good anyway.

Give the best you have, and it will never be enough. Give your best anyway.

In the final analysis, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.

People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.

The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.

Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

think of it.......my dear frens

Monday, January 5, 2009

ClasS cLass.....

today is my first day class in the 2nd week of diz semester..pagi2 dh duk lam kelas..my first class today is STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT......dahsyat sungguh lecturer nih ..de way die ngajar mmg lain dr yg lain..mule dgr nama die rs mcm alaaaa xbeshnye...abis la cemni..rs mcm nak tukar clas A sbb clas A Pn zaihan yg ajar..Puan tuh dak2 ni ckp lau ajar mmg besh aa faham..result mmg kompem tip top..tp xpela so aku pun redha la masuk je kelas en azam ni...dgr la die ckp2....first thing die suh kitorg sume kenalkn diri memasing since we all xpenah blaja ngan die n die pun xpenah ngajar kitorg....so org yg first perkenalkn diri mesti la aku sbb aku dok depan haha amik kau...then aku pun introd la diri aku.."assalamualaikum..nama saya NURSHAZWANI" and then die pun pronounced one by one nama aku mcm susah sgt je..huhu..pastu "leh panggil wani aje" ..surprisingly die leh gelakkn aku..."wani ke wani aje atau aje" hahha ade ke die leh spai loyar ngan aku...xsangka lak die leh loyar....padahal tgk muke siyes gile...dah tu sume la gelak2kn aku...n yg plg gelak kaw2 of coz la si begau ni .....sape lagi lau bukan syed...die mmg suke gelak..urmm lps sume org dh kenalkn diri memasing.....lecturer tu pun sambung la pokpek2 kt dpn.......wpun die pokpek2 tp pokpek2 die bkn pokpek2 kosong...bagi aku ape yg die ckp sume ade makne tersendiri baik tersirat atau tersurat...

huhu....ade satu die ckp tips interviu...die kate lau g interviu biase nye interviewer tuh mesti xkn henti tanye soklan....so die kate len kali lau p interviu....sediakn satu set soklan siap ngan jwpn sekali bg kt interviewer tuh..huhu.....then tetibe syed ckp..."mujarab ke Dr?" ...die pun ckp "mestila mujarab lau x xkn sy jd lecturer kt sini" huhu ..ape yg die ckp tuh mmg ade logik nye...huhu tp xpenah lagi tgk org wat...1st time dgr tip ni...bak kate die kite ni mesti penuh dgn strategi dlm setiap ape sj kite wat...

lecturer tu ade ckp yg die cdgkn kitorg satu kelas wat 1 konsortium each one of us one company....hmmm dgr die ckp cemtuh mmg la mcm besh..tp xde maknenye nk wat konsortium lau bebudak ni nye perangai cam budak2 ..lagi pun konsortium yg sedia ade dh musnah teruk hampeh sungguh...urmm lecturer ni kate " kamu sume nampak kite gelak2 tp otak sy ni berjalan penuh strategi" so die pesan lepas je kamu jejak keluar dr kelas ni " u all sume mesti ade strategi lps je u kuar dr kelas ni". ...die ckp lam kelas die amalkn konsep FREEDOM...means everybody free to speak ..free to give opinion..t.here's no right or wrong..because this is the process of learning...

....well well well mmg la sume yg die ckp mencuit minda aku untuk berfikir.....tp alamat aku kena la berhempas pulas put so much effort nak score paper ni.....sebab lecturer ni mmg xkn ngajar...die ngajar dalam penceritaan die....tp yg aku xminat nk dgr psl politik2 ni xsuke aku...tp nak wat cemne ate dengar aje leee...huhu..kelas SM ni abis kul 1020 ..

...pastu next clas is kelas PFP .....emm so far mcm ok tp kena keje keras sikit la ..lam kelas PFP td juz briefing thru all the syllabus..die tanye2 pendapat kiter ttg kefahaman kite about diz subject....bla bla bla spai kul 12.....pastu next clas lak kul 1230 kelas FINANCIAL STATEMENT ANALYSIS.......aku mmg suke puan ni....die ajar mmg besh wpun laju tp fhm.....aku nak sgt dpt A....tp CF lu aku juz dpt A- je ...puan ni susah sikit bab markah2 ni...urghhh xsuke CF.....so complicated..gosh nasib baik dh lepas...kelas puan sekejap je..sign attendance pastu abis...next meeting br die stat ajar...

abis je kelas td ..teman fara g kedai fotostat amik buku die...pastu kitorg ( LINDA, ZUE, RAIN, AKU, & FARA) g makan kt NASI AYAM BONDA.....mmg sedap gak la...konyang2 ...bile masing2 dh konyang ape lagi pastu sesi gossips2 terhangat di pasaran laaa...huhu...pastu aku follow linda blk kampus....spai kampus kitorg p jumpe KP settle2 problem pastu aku linda n zue g cc...aku keje daaa......dr boring2 dok umah baik keje..nasib baik ade gak keje td xde la bowink....byk gak org anta fotostat kt cc aku td...xsempat abes td....esok lps bel sambung blk...esok jadual aku fulllll 830-620 complete...

okla aku dh mamai2 ni...nak sleep dulu...pape esok insyaALLAH aku story mory lagi...nite2 assalamualaikum...

xoxo

Sunday, January 4, 2009

GuD NiTe



ok la my dear readers...im going to sleep now., coz esok dh stat cluz ..esok cluz kul 830 straight spai kul 2 huwaaa..xpe2 demi nak capai matlamat aku ..aku sanggup buat ape saje..aku nak grad ijazah kelas pertama..walaupun impian aku nak dapat Anugerah Naib Canselor xkesampaian ..tp xmengapa yg penting kelas pertama..bukan dua atau tiga tapi KELAS PERTAMA..Amiiinn.....

CeRiTa LUcU ( Kah Kah KAh)


huhu tgh2 aku surf internet aku terbuka satu website ni penuh ngan citer2 lawak ..so aku pun nk share la dgn korunk sume..hope korunk sume enjoy spai pecah perut huhu..=D


Akhir Dari Sebuah Pertengkaran

Ketika makan tengahari bersama, Pian berbual dengan Amat jiran sebelah rumahnya.

Pian: "Amat, aku dengar semalam kau bertengkar dengan isteri kau?"

Amat: "Ya betul..."

Pian: "Mesti hebat kan? Jadi akhirnya macam mana?"

Amat: "Akhirnya dia berlutut di depan aku..."

Pian: "Wuahhhh hebat sekali kau... kau memang jantan sejati, kemudian apa kata isteri kau?"

Amat: "Isteri aku berteriak dengan kerasnya, "Hei kalau kau anak jantan, keluarlah dari bawah katil tu dan hadapi aku!!"

Pian: "@#$!%^&%"


Mimpi Seorang Isteri

Pada suatu pagi ketika bangun dari tidur, seorang isteri berkata pada suaminya, “Tadi malam Ayang bermimpi Abang menghadiahkan Ayang set barang kemas berlian di hari Valentine ini. Apa pendapat Abang mengenai mimpi Ayang?”.

“Ayang pasti akan mengetahuinya malam ini jugak” jawab suaminya sambil membisik manja. Malam itu si suami memberikan kepada isterinya sebuah bungkusan hadiah.

Dengan hati berdebar-debar penuh rasa seksaited (sexually excited) si isteri tersebut membuka bungkusan hadiah itu perlahan lahan dan isi bungkusan hadiah tersebut adalah sebuah buku yang berjudul: “Jenis-jenis Mimpi dan Maksudnya“...


3 Anak Pengusaha Minyak

Suatu hari 3 kanak-kanak berkumpul, mereka adalah anak kepada jutawan minyak yang kaya. Mereka bangga dan sombong dengan kehebatan bapa mereka.

Budak 1 : "Wooi, korang tau tak bapak aku adalah raja minyak tanah!! Sekali gali tanah keluar minyaknya."

Budak 2 : "Alah! baru macam tu dah bising. Bapak aku adalah raja minyak kayu!! sekali tebang kayu keluar minyaknya."

Budak 3 : "Hah!! macam tu pun nak sombong sangat ke... korang belum tau, bapak aku adalah raja minyak angin..!! Sekali buang angin keluar minyaknya."

Budak 1 Budak 2 : "??????"


Salah Tafsiran

Ada 26 orang gila, mereka akan menjalani ujian kesihatan di Amerika. Mereka dibawa dengan menggunakan pesawat Hercules yang besar. Ketika di udara, orang-orang gila itu terlalu bising kerana bermain bola di dalam pesawat. Kapten pesawat marah dan menyuruh co-pilotnya untuk menenangkan mereka. "Hoi! Bising sangat nie! Jangan main bola di dalam kapalterbang!!!" bentak co-pilot kepada orang-orang gila tersebut.

Akhirnya situasi menjadi tenang. Tapi lama-kelamaan, Kapten curiga karena situasinya terlalu tenang. Dia menyuruh lagi co-pilotnya untuk memeriksa keadaan di belakang. Ketika co-pilot datang, dia terkejut setengah mati! Orang gilanya tinggal 4 orang!!! "Hei, kamu semua! Kenapa tinggal 4 orang sahaja? Yang lain ke mana?"

"Habis... tak boleh main bola di dalam kapalterbang, jadi mereka main bola di luar la."
"HAH?! Habis tu kenapa kamu semua masih berada di dalam?"

"Kan kami nie pemain simpanan...".


Bilik No.27

Seorang lelaki menelefon sebuah rumah sakit jiwa dan menanyakan kepada penyambut tetamu apakah bilik no. 27 ada pesakitnya.

Penyambut tetamu tersebut lalu memeriksa bilik tersebut, dan segera kembali menyambung panggilan telefon dan memberitahu lelaki tersebut bahawa bilik no. 27 itu kosong.

"Bagus sekali!" kata lelaki tersebut.
"Ini bererti aku sudah betul-betul berhasil melarikan diri!"


Ganti Pakaian

Dalam Kompeni A sebuah pasukan tentera yang sudah berbulan-bulan bertugas di pedalaman Sarawak, sampai suatu ketika mereka dikumpulkan oleh Kapten mereka.

"Saya ada dua berita untuk kamu semua, berita baik dan berita buruk. Berita baiknya, hari ini pakaian dalam kita akan diganti..."

"Horaiii! Siap, kapten!" jerit seluruh anggota pasukan dengan gembira.

"Nah, sekarang berita buruknya. Ahmad, ganti pakaian dalam kamu dengan kepunyaan Abu. Ah Meng, kamu ganti dengan kepunyaan Salim..."


Lailatul Qadar

"Lepas basuh pinggan, ikut abah pergi masjid," kata abah separuh memerintah.

Aku memandang kepada emak. Emak angguk sahaja. Maksudnya emak mahu aku ikut abah solat subuh ke masjid. Jangan melawan. Nampaknya, aku kena batalkan niat untuk sambung tarik gebar selepas kenyang bersahur.

Aku bonceng di belakang. Kami tidak pakai helmet. Kopiah sahaja.

Ganjil. Dalam cahaya suram menjelang subuh, aku lihat kubah masjid berada di tanah. Bukan di bumbung masjid. Ajaib.
Abah macam tidak nampak keganjilan itu. Mata ku terpaku pada kubah masjid, kagum dan jari jemari ku sedikit mengigil kerana rasa kagum yang amat sangat. Aku cuit bahu dia dan tunjukkan ke arah kubah yang berada di tanah. Mungkin kubah itu tengah sujud fikir aku.

"Kenapa?" tanya abah.
"Lailatuqadar," kata aku dengan jari masih menunjuk kepada kubah...

"Berapa lama engkau tak ke masjid!!?" Tidak pasal-pasal aku kena marah. Rosak pengalaman suci aku ini. "Dia orang tengah renovate masjid la. Bumbung masjid bocor... Pasal tu kubah tu dia orang angkat letak kat tanah," sambung abah lagi.

Kalau emak ada di sini tentu dia ketawakan aku. Terima sahajalah. Jangan melawan. Kadang-kadang abah lupa yang aku tidak duduk kampung lagi. Aku cuma pulang untuk cuti raya.

Kenapa perempuan Melayu senang kena rasuk

Kes ini berlaku betul diruang pelajar perempuan membasuh kain. Berlaku diasrama puteri. Kebanyakan yang terkena rasukan adalah gadis melayu dan tidak pernah ada kes berlaku pada pelajar kaum Cina dan India. Di mana salah nya...

Kita ikuti percakapan antara bomoh melayu dan syaitan.

Kes histeria di sekolah kat BSB... ..Misteri di Asrama Puteri terjawap!

Suatu hari, ada seorang ketua bomoh yang begitu berani hendak berjumpa dengan sekumpulan jin yang berlegar2 di asrama hinggakan mereka merasuk sebilangan pelajar di sek itu. Ketika sampai di sebuah bilik, ketua bomoh pun membaca sejenis mantera. Selepas membaca mantera, ketua bomoh pun memanggil ketua jin itu. Lalu ketua jin itu pun datang dengan menunjukkan wajah rupanya yang begitu hodoh dan jijik. Hinggakan ketua bomoh yang begitu berpengalaman itu pun hampir2 pengsan dibuatnya!

Hinggakan mayat reput pun lebih baik dari wajah si ketua jin itu!!! Tapi si ketua bomoh tetap kuatkan semangatnya yang jitu. Lalu si ketua bomoh pun bertanya dengan kuat dan nyaring, menampakkan semangatnya yang tidak kendur walaupun terlihat sesuatu yang begitu menakutkan itu.

"Mengapa kau rasuk pelajar sekolah di sini hah? Jawap!!!" Kenapa gadis Melayu jadi sasaran kau wahai syaitan yang direjam???"
Dengan menarik nafas panjang, si ketua jin pun menjawab... "Siapa Bilang Gadis Melayu Tak Menawan Tak Menarik Hati, Tiada Memikat", "Kalaulah Memang, Tak Mungkin Aku Tertarik, Kalaulah Sungguh, Tak Mungkin Aku MERASUK... " "Aduhai...

kekekeekeeee. .. Dah, jangan dok mengulor dan mempercayai perkara tahyul... ..pi buat keja cepat.....


Kentut Yang Tak Boleh Di Tahan

Seorang gadis pergi makan malam kerumah orang tua kekasihnya.Ini adalah makan malam pertama dengan keluarga kekasih dan dia begitu gugup.

Mereka semua duduk di sebuah meja makan dan mulai menikmati hidangan enak yang tersaji.

Beberapa saat kemudian si gadis mulai merasa kurang selesa akibat rasa gugup yang keterlaluan dan broccoli casserole yang dimakannya.

Hampir menangis rasanya ia berusaha menahan kentut. namun karena sudah tidak tahan, tak ada pilihan lain, dia putuskan untuk mengeluarkan sedikit kentut agar terasa agak lega.

Kentut itu tidak begitu nyaring, tapi semua orang di meja makan mendengar bunyi kentutnya.

Belum sempat rasa malu menyerbu si gadis, bapa kekasihnya melihat ke anjing keluarga yang asyik mengendus-endus di kaki si gadis, dan berkata dalam nada yang agak tinggi,"Doggy!"

Si gadis berfikir, "wah ini bagus!" dan segaris senyum lebar menghias wajahnya. Beberapa menit kemudian, dia mulai merasa tidak selesa lagi.

Kali ini, dengan tanpa malu-malu di lepaskannya kentut dengan bunyi yang lebih kuat.

Bapa kekasihnya kembali menatap anjing keluarga mereka dan berteriak, "Celaka Doggy!"

Sekali lagi si gadis tersenyum dan berfikir, "bagus!" beberapa menit kemudian si gadis merasa perlu mengeluarkan kentut lagi.

Kali ini dia tanpa berfikir panjang dia melepaskan kentut begitu saja, bunyi kentutnya kali ini boleh menyaingi bunyi kereta api.

Sekali lagi bapa kekasihnya melihat ke anjing keluarga dengan pandangan jijik dan berteriak, "Celaka Doggy!", cepat pergi dari perempuan itu sebelum dia berak diatas kamu!"

kAkI wAyAnG....


teNgOk wAyaNG sabtu 03/01/09


boring gile ..aku pun ajak la one of my new housemate g tgk wayang ...aku nak tgk sgt cite BEDTIME STORIES..sebelum g tgk aku dah view dulu cite ni nye trailer..kelakar sgt tuh yg aku nk sgt tgk..aku pun ajak la khaty ..die kate xkisah tp die kate best ke kak cite tuh..ntah la tp akk nak tgk gak ..even die ckp yg kwn2 die yg dh tgk kate cite xbesh..ahhh aku peduli hape ape org lain kate slagi aku xtgk selagi tuh aku xleh kate best atau x..



citer nie mmg lawak giler huhu

kAkI wAyAnG....

NigHt View aT mALacCA selasa 30/12/08




Lighting in Malacca Town

melaka oh melaka huhu melaka ni besh gak la lau nk jalan2 sbb byk tempat bersejarah...insyaALLAH semester ade mase aku akn tawaf sume tempat2 tuh..pic yg aku snap kat atas aku snap mase kete aku tgh bergerak ..tp pic tu tetap cantik wpun macam tuh huhu





gamba2 nih aku snap time aku on de way nk p tgk wyg ..jalan jem gile nasib baik aku dpt parking ..mulenye nk g sorg nk g jenjalan sj je x alih2 linda msg aku "kak wanny kat ner tuh?" aku pun reply " akk on de way nk p dataran pahlawan ni jalan2 boring laa" linda balas " akk nak tgk wyg x? huhu tunggu tau linda datang" ..yeay ade gak yg sudi nk teman aku . sambil2 tunggu linda aku pun jln2 tgk2 gelagat org macam2 gaya haha.

Almaklumlah cuti kan ..org2 kat melaka ni pantang ade cuti mesti jalan sume jem..Mahkota Parade & Dataran PAhlawan konpem jem n xde parking..jgn kate MP & DP je ..TESCO pun jadi ..haha penuh sesak..ramai giler femli jenjalan bawak anak2 ..barang2 kat tesco pun banyak yang xde..abis kena borong dek manusia2 ini huhu..

ape daaa aku merepek spai tesco..huhu sowy2..back to my story..aku mlm tuh ngan linda ingt nk tgk histeria walaupun linda dh tgk tp die kate xkisah nk tgk lagi aku pun no hal laa..





spai2 kat booth ticket wyg tuh tanye2 cite histeria br je stat dlm 10minute...so disebabkn nk jugak tgk wyg so we all pilih cite YES MAN huhu cite ni aku dh tgk cite die mmg kelakar huhu tp linda nye 1st impression to dis movie die kate mcm xbesh je..so aku kate ..xpe2 tgk je la dulu..





the Movie pLot

After letting down his best friend by forgetting about his engagement party, Carl attends the "Yes!" seminar, where he is publicly accosted by the seminar's guru in front of the entire attending audience, and browbeaten into making a "covenant" with himself, to answer "Yes" to every opportunity that presents itself. After the seminar, he is met by a homeless man outside of the convention area. The bum asks him for a ride to Elysian Park. While he is about to say no, the friend who invited him to the seminar chimes in for him, telling the homeless man yes. During the ride, Carl gives the homeless man his cell phone to borrow, who after draining the battery, then asks for some change, which Carl reluctantly relinquishes. On his way out of the park, Carl's car runs out of gas, so with no means of communication for help, he must walk to a gas station several miles away. It is here that he meets Allison (Zooey Deschanel), who gives him a ride back to his car on her scooter. Carl then ends up making out with her and is encouraged to say "Yes!" to everything. He begins to say yes, which begins to give him good results. However, in one instance, he agreed to help his elderly neighbor by putting up a shelf, by doing so, she asked if she could reward him sexually, but after saying "No" to his neighbor, several bad things happen to him at once (including falling down the stairs and nearly getting mauled by a guard dog), convincing him to say yes, and in doing so, goes to his neighbor and she gives him oral sex. He is then encouraged to say "YES" to everything even more.

Carl begins saying yes to every opportunity that comes his way, from flying lessons to ads of "Persian Wife Finder" websites, to costume party invitations he had previously blown off, Korean language classes, and guitar lessons. Also, as a show of good faith to his best friend's fiancée, Carl agrees to throw her a bridal shower. Eventually he goes to a show because he finally said "Yes!" to a concert promoter outside of a coffee shop who he had previously blown off. He spots Allison singing on stage, and after her set he talks to her and walks her to her scooter. The two begin dating. Carl is also promoted for saying "Yes!" to dozens of micro-loans (which has actually made the bank make money and given him a promotion to executive).

Eventually, Carl and Allison decide to do something random and crazy and end up in Lincoln, Nebraska. After a day of fun activities and getting caught in the rain, Allison asks Carl to move in with her. He hesitates, but says "Yes!" anyway. On the way back to LA, Carl is detained for his sudden suspicious activities, which have labeled him a possible terrorist (taking flying lessons, the Korean language classes, approving a loan to a man to start a fertilizer company, a 6-month marriage 3 years previously, last-minute plane tickets out of town). Carl asks for his lawyer (his best friend, Pete), who explains to them about the "Yes!" seminar and his commitment to saying yes to everything. This is when Allison finds out that he has to say "Yes!" to everything, and begins to not trust him and leaves him at the airport. He tries to re-communicate with her, but is unable to.

During one of Allison's shows, she indirectly tells him to jump off a bridge, which he does. During the jump, he receives a phone call saying that he must fire his old boss, Norman. Still, he tries to make things better, going through with the promised Bridal shower, and even setting his old boss up with the Korean party planner Carl met when creating the bridal shower.

Carl later gets a phone call from his ex-wife, who has just broken up with her boyfriend. In despair, she wants to get back together with Carl, to which he emphatically tells her "No". Several bad things begin to happen to him immediately (lights flicker, elevator nearly snaps free of cable), which he tries to ignore, before being confronted by himself as the guy towing his car (he was simply hallucinating).

He decides to go and talk with the man in charge of the "Yes!" seminars, but the action causes them to both be hit in a car accident. He awakes in the hospital, only to be told by the "Yes!" guru that there really wasn't a covenant, and that he wasn't supposed to take saying "Yes" to everything so literally, that it was only supposed to be a segue into opening up his mind to other possibilities. Freed from his self-imposed boundary, Carl rushes to Allison's morning jogging and photography class, stating that he does not want to live with her, but that he still wants her and not just because of saying "Yes". The couple rekindles their relationship.

Later, Carl and Allison make a rather large donation of clothes to a local homeless shelter, arriving in a moving truck after having visited the latest "Yes!" seminar, where the leader is suddenly surprised by several hundred naked audience members.

In a scene during the credits Carl and Allison try on a new body skating outfit designed by a man he had previously denied a loan early in the film. They zip down a large at hill at high speeds laughing all the way.


you know what in the end bile habis je wyg die kate urm not bad gak ye kak..cite die kelakar tp byk pengajaran ..huhu NEVER SAY YES OR NO TO SUMTHING WITHOUT CONSIDERING IT FIRST..

Saturday, January 3, 2009

FaIzaL TahIr - CubA


~~huhu xminat mamat ni tp lagu die suke la sbb lagu die sedap2 but satu je bende yg aku suke psl die ni ~ aku suke sgt dgr die speaking huhu


Cuba kau dengar

Cuba kau cuba
Diam bila ku cuba
Tuk berbicara dengan kamu

Pernahkah kau ada
Bila ku perlu
Tuk meluahkan rasa hati

Dan bila kau bersuara
Setia ku mendengar
Agar tenang kau merasa

Siapa
Sebenarnya aku padamu
Mungkin sama dengan teman lain
Yang bisa kau buat begitu
Dan bila
Tiada lagi teman bermain
Kau pulang tuk dapatkan aku
Itulah aku…padamu

Cuba kau lihat
Cuba kau cuba
Renung ke mata aku
Bila ku kaku melihatmu

Pernahkah kau ada
Bila ku perlu
Tuk menyatakan rasa sakit
Dalam diri

Dan bila kau perlu
Setia ku menunggu
Agar senang kau merasa

Maafkan kerana aku tak pernah
Terlintas tuk menulis pada mu
Salahkan ku
Tak mungkin lagi aku meminta
Untuk kau mendengar..
Untuk kau melihat ke mataku



ClaSS has BeguN!!


bloGginG :D


Next week is de 2nd week of this semester..

most of my lectures only gonna start this week. Well, actually some of my classes already began on the first week.. Only 2 classes la to be exact.

the Subjects dat ill be taking dis semester are:


  • ReaL estate
  • report writing
  • personal financing
  • Strategic MaNagemeNt
  • Financial Statement Analysis
  • Portfolio Management & Applications
crazy huh!total credit hour for diz sem is 22..phew ~~ gempark2 gile subjects ni sume..ive to work harder to acheive more better than last semester..aJa Aja fighting WanNy!!4 flat to achieve iNsyaALLAH..




Hopefully my time management would improve too! Takde lambat2 dah! hahahahaha ;p

Okay students! Happy schooling! hehe ;)



wiF mY buddIes


me with yanie barney aka pucat huhu=D


Me wif FarA (DeaN LIsT)


Me wIF my LaLingS(eX hOusemaTe)
tHey r in internship semester now..
MisSIng TheM so MucH xoXo

My NeW YEaR's rESOlution

1) Rajin
2) Rajin
3) Rajin
4) Rajin
5) Rajin



Bile saya rajin, semuanya boleh saya kecapi.. hehehehe..






XOXO,

The JourNEy Matters




~~JOuRneY~~



It leaving too many unspoken words and events at the end of the day. As I'm still completely conscious, hence I jot the silent expression that only true friends know. May it reminds us to cherish every single moment, because it will never come again. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.

ProUD OF MySeLf

ConGrAtz DeAR guRL..



at Last after I didnt managed to get dean list for my result last 2 semesters..and surprisely ive got 3.73 for my semester 4 which is unexpected to me..sebabnYe timE final ai tuh MemanG xlEh waT langSung..buKannYe Xsetadi Tapi sOklan2 Nye Yang Amat Lah SuSah hANya Tuhan yg Tahu..ingatkn failed..tp tu lah kite hanya MampU merancang yang MenenTukan nya Hanya ALLAH swt..aKu bersyUkur sgt2 pAdaMU ..

haPPY nEw YeaR!! 2009


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..and Good Bye 2008!!

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