Saturday, February 7, 2009

waNNA kNow???

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........






Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?


Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having hermenses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siowah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they aremaking love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with aglove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. yougo and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupidlah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"also ah!!!pass it 2 ur fren.....& let them laugh out loud....


~~HAHhaHaHHaAHAhaHAh~~
~~well it does make sense rite??~~

5 comments:

Day Dreamer said...

hi purple..

huhuhuhu...lucu gak ekk penjelasan chu kang tu kan...hahahhhaa..tapi logik meh!


anyway, mana awak dpt add emel saya n invite saya as contributor ni.....kompius gak!

purple AngEL said...

hehe saya dpt dr fara die perkenalkn sy blog awk:)
saya jd tertarik dgn cara penyampaian n penulisan awk dlm blog awk:) hope awk sudi jd contributor sy~~really appreciate it hehe

Day Dreamer said...

ok..thank you.
saya juz tulis apa yg saya rasa nak tulis je. so, fara tu coursemate awak ke?

saya pon tatau apa nak tulis kat blog awak, anyway nak tgk dulu apa yang patut. again, thank you.

purple AngEL said...

ok huhu
anything u like i don mind at all:)
as long as mendtgkn kebaikan:)
tq so much
aah fara my coursemate hehe rapat gak ngn die
anyway nice to know u also
hope we can be fwens:)

Day Dreamer said...

ok...of coz we can be fwen, dont wori meh!
first of all gimme time and i'll make my post here.
nice knowing u too. :)

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